Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,585 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (120/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 17/23 (310/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 14/24 (530/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Buy all the upgrades
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.