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I am such a huge fan of "Lost Farts." I've rewatched it so many times and showed it to so many friends. I first found it when Fulp put it on the front page many years ago. Too my surprise there is more and so far, so GREAT! Thanks, dude!

Hereder responds:

haha, thanks man! :P Its so crazy people still watching them after so many years :D

After watching and remembering when the very first Animator Vs Animation was released, this put me in such a nostalgic feeling. This was your grande piece, sir. The ending was fulfilling and just fracking brilliant. BRAVO!

Btw - I logged in specifically to review this as I haven't logged in Newgrounds in a few years.

I loved this so much I received Gonorrhea.

Deserving of front page

Cool drawings - They fit with the humor. Voices were funny. Basically I watched it more than once and I lol'd.

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I have not written a review in years......


JunkYardAnimations responds:

I appreciate, respect and love your cock for this long awaited NG review!!

Cool, but

I did pretty well by getting all but 3 - but I agree with multiple choice here. I agree with you however that these pieces are relatively well known, however most people only recognize the tune and nothing about it (I.E. the composer or piece......especially the century)

Your choices were fantastic. Just great. Maybe do another one. You could do it on the sub genre of classical of movie scores or something. Cool man.

Needs more Anvil of Crom

Pretty awesome. What a step up from the previous.

Graphics - Fitting art style, although it could be better.

Style - Man so many fresh ways to slice up an orc. Kicking, fast hacking, power hack, throwing, throwing a barrel, an explosive barrel, special kill moves. Too sweet. I love the kill animations as well. Getting awesome pleasure from doing a few quick slices then watching the orc stagger bag and fall off a cliff. Very nice.

Sound - Sound FX are top man. What is bogging this down though is there is no score. Where is the Basil Poledouris or fuck it put in some Hans Zimmer, Howard Shore or fucking James Horner. Something man. Anvil of Crom would go well. It's loopable.

Overall - very fun. Favoring this. But add music.

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Reminds me of James Horner a bit.

Wow - Amazing

It has the familarity of Zimmer, Badelt, and Jablonsky - yet it has a wholesome original feel to it. Downloaded. I love it.

EvilRaccoon responds:

Thats really complementary of you! Glad you enjoyed it enough to download.
Thanks so much!

Dear fuck

I was only interested at first by the title alone.

The song fits pretty decent with the title. It's silly. I love it. I downloaded it and had my girlfriend listen to it. We both agree there is a weird/cutness factor to it. We hum it together when we play with our cats.

Jacob responds:

Dear Chad,
I was only interested at first by the title alone!

The review fits pretty decent with the song. It's silly. I love it. I saved it and had my blowup doll read it with me. We both agree that there's a weird/cuteness factor to it. We sing it together when we run with our scissors.

But seriously, thank you so much for this review. I could never decide on a proper response, so I left it here untouched to heighten my mood each day I read it. This review is, in large part, what set me forward to continue creating music. It restored my musical self confidence.

Thank you, Chad. I love you. <3

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OoooOOOo Gregory.....Gregory.

Oh! Peanut butter and Jelly sandwhiches you guys.

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