Bluemidgetguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zelda: Heroic Rage 7]

One of my newley favorites

I'll make this short! gfx, style - GREAT!

Sound- my most picky part! but I wasnt dissapointed! awesome Hans Zimmer use in the start! what is the other music!

It's earned number one on my list

SolidSacketh responds:

THanks! #1! I like that man! U rock

[Nooo Gary Noooo!]

I voted 5

Pretty cool! I loved the music. Please tell me the name of the artist and song.

Also, stick figures are fine in my book, they look just as good as any model! goodwork!

sumwon responds:

Thanks for good review.
The name of artist: Trans Siberian Orchestra.
The name of song: Requerium (beethoven's fifth).

[The House of the Dead 2]

Better than Uwe Boll's Piece of shit

Not bad friend! not bad at all!

Extar responds:

I'm truly honoured to be compared to the great Uwe Boll.

[TMK Goes To War: Part I]

READ

Graphics - Usual sprites/ not saying their bad/ but their not that good/ they look like crap that smells good. I think you should have used something from an later mario game.

Style - nothing unique or original/ yet it's there.

Sound - my most picky place/ I believe the sound makes the movie. In this movie that sound effects were okay, rather appropiate. The music however????????????? WTF were you thinking mate? horrendous! Try going for an instrumental vouch on the type of movie you were shooting for. Music that the generation of this age listen too, has no place for this movie.

Try the following composers:

Hans Zimmer - Scored movies: The Rock, Tears of the Sun, Black Hawk Down, King Arthur

Howard Shore - Lord of the Rings

James Howard Newton - The village

James Horner - Glory, Troy, Willow, Titanic, Rudy

Harry Gregson Williams - Metal Gear Solid 2/3 Kingdom of Heaven, Team America

The late Jerry Goldsmith - The 13th Warrior

ETC: The music in this movie sucked my balls.

Violence: was'nt that cool!

Interactivity/Humor - duh

Overall - 5: You're animation was good, fluent. Choice of sprites could have been better, but was alright. The text and story was screaming in pain because it sucked, sorry it did. Nonetheless, I know you can do a lot better. I can tell you put a lot of hard time/ A for effort! I hope to see more flash from you! sprite movies are my favorite! If you need suggestions on music, im your man! my aim and email is bluemidgetguy - bluemidgetguy@gmail dot com

noob-B-oy responds:

I tried to get a lot of music in that genre. But I didn't have any money to buy any and didn't know about NG at the time. Trust me, I tried. So I turned to rock. I did have two lotr songs in there, well at least clips of them (I got the free preview download from WalMart and turned it into a wav). Anyways, thanks for all the great advice. I really appreciate it :)

[Men At Arms: Chapter 1]

Awesomeness in my mouth

Graphics - GREAT! Damn sweet! Your a great artist
Style - Terrific, great views

Sound - Here is where I am picky. Awesome use of Hans Zimmer with the Last Samurai soundtrack AND AMAZING USE of Jerry Goldsmith 13th Warrior soundtrack (you may have swiped it from Kingdom of Heaven but Harry Gregson Williams stole it) I didnt like the music towards the end, and the music by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers didnt fit! That was unexpected! and sucky

Violence - FUCKING RAD, loved the part where he wakes up to the man bustin in his door than BAM, WHERE YOU'RE THROAT BITCH? THATS RIGHT ITS IN THIS KNIFE

Interactivity/Humor - duh

Overall - 10 - CANT WAIT FOR Chapter 2. Please, if you read this take my advice on the music. I'm sure you are familar with composer's and score's but if you need suggestions, since I only listen to movie scores I could help. bluemidgetguy4u@yahoo

BARMan responds:

heh I didnt think I would meet someone who liked those types of movie soundtracks more than me, yea if you have some nice tracks just email me the names and stuff (my emails in my profile and on my website) and thanks for all the comments :D

[Secret Mansion 2]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

Between The Secret Mansion 1, Auf Auche, the one with the kid in the wheel chair and now this - makes you the best fucking thing ever! you have awesome skills - cinema style man - I hope you get involved with movies one day

AligatorHead responds:

perfection is an opinion.

[Touch of Death]

Can tell it's you're first

I bow down to you - not many submitters - usually nail a sweet flash they're first time! kudos! - some parts though I couldn't tell what was happening - work on that - drawings were decent - I cant wait too see more from you! I also cant wait too jack off - infact - im doing it right now - how does that make you feel - that I am getting pleasure right now as im typing a review for a movie you made? - I just came!

dot-industries responds:

Thanks, that makes me feel... good?

[MTV News]

This was totally fag!

Give you the goods first my queersome gentleman.

Sound - high point! good flow, good sound! stupid cunt dialogue though

Graphics - not bad I guess for starting or just F'ing around

Style - Nothing mind blowing, but it doesn't have to be mind blowing

Interactivity - Same with style since its a movie I suppose not a game!

Humor - Honestly, I think MTV has it problems, but I like MTV, I like a lot of the show's. I think anybody who hates/dislikes MTV because how they stereotize our youth's culture needs to think about how they act, dress, and socialize and you'll find out your not all that different then what MTV says you are.

beaton responds:

Ok, so you're openly and freely admitting you're a fruitcake?

"I like a lot of the shows"
- Words from a strange gay kid whose life will ultimately end by a single shotgun blow to the face by his own hands.

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Best song ever

I love you TMST HAVE SEX WITH MY BODY

TmsT responds:

If I got a nickel everytime I heard that... I'd become a whore.

[FBF Madness 2]

Dude the music rocked my cocks

Thats right I have more then one cock! EXCELLENT on the music, really that was fantastic, I want it, i'de pay for it

Rubbertje responds:

Hahaha! LMAO!

You'd wanna pay for it? OMG..